brutal gopher

When one slits the throat of any said person, and then proceeds to lustfully fuck the crevasse that you just created in that persons neck. continue to do so as they gasp for air, but instead just recieve a fat mouthful of your pork sword as the head pops up and down out of the recepients mouth, like a gopher.

some kid at school pissed me off so i gave that dumb bitch who had his hair in his eyes a brutal gopher.

by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007

gopher stab

The act of bludgeoning ones kid with the back of a butter knife.

Ronny stole money from his mothers purse, she in turn gopher stabbed him.

by gopher2002 March 4, 2010

gopher rat

Big ass rat. That jackson dosnt believe in but its totally real ya dum dum

That gopher rat is huge

by Tncj55 August 24, 2017

Gopped

Superbly fucked up on drugs

Thow it away or your'e gopped

by eXTCportal November 15, 2017

gropper

The term used to describe a grandma (or just an old person in general) who runs a grow-up.

Max's nan was a gropper

by MadManMaxsta November 7, 2018

Gopped

When an individual is unequivocally beaten senseless by means they did not expect or see coming.

Man 1: Hey, did you catch that street fight? Ol' boy was hit with a nasty sucker punch.

Man 2: Yeah, dude got gopped!

Man 1: Agreed, he got himself knocked the fuck out!

by That Man with the Plants March 31, 2021

gopherish

To feel like a gopher and/or to feel humiliation and embarrassment

Jared was humiliated and felt gopherish.

by AxolotlGamerz December 19, 2022