Gluck

- verb (used with object)
1. To mischieviously acquire and possess a good that does not belong to you.

- verb (used without an object)
2. To fabricate a slew of outrageous alibis that directly conflict with one another in order to clear one's name of thieverous accusations.
3. To resort to using your mother to clear your name of thieverous accusations.

- noun
4. A thief who carelessly flaunts his stolen goods in front of their rightful owners.
5. A person who sketches out the sluttiest of girls.

1. "Who glucked my ipod?"
2 & 3. "I tried to gluck my way out of a speeding ticket but the officer just wasn't having it."
4. "Dude what a Gluck, I'm pretty sure that's my iPod he's listening to."
5. "Dude if you don't stop being such a Gluck these girls are never gonna come back here."

by Fogel McLovin January 4, 2008

Gluck

1. the written form of the sound urban folks make when clicking their tongue with attitude

verb. to put someone in check

(as sound or affirmation) "I just told her to shut up, GLUCK!"

(as verb) "She is out of control, somebody needs to GLUCK her"

by boobootime February 26, 2010

gluck gluck

When you pour a drink from a bottle (typically an alcohol bottle), and you pour so much of the alcohol that it makes the sound "gluck gluck gluck."

Stanley was making himself a vodka tonic drink, and he said, "this is going to be really strong. I didn't stop until I heard at least five gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck's."

by hayliejeaux03 January 14, 2017

Gluck Gluck Finger 1000

When you stick two fingers up your butthole and make people sniff them until they can’t smell properly anymore.

jacob- bro you’re so dumb
me-*sticks finger down butthole*
jacob- no. no. not the gluck gluck finger 1000....
me-*forces him to sniff it for 5 minutes*

by izzyizzy6969 August 22, 2020

Gluckfest

When a large group of males (usually a party of 6 - 10 people) skeet all around the mouth, face, and all around upper body of one woman. The objective of this is to completely cover the girl in skeet, leaving her completely embaressed. Even more satisfactory if the girl deserves it, is a tool, or has any relation to the name gluck, as the first female to be "gluckfested" on was named Gluck.

1. Dude, me and my friends gluckfested this girl, and her name was Golly Muck! That's so similar to Gluck!

by Logan Keene June 11, 2009

Gluck

The process of inverting the human vertebrae to reach a position of self-pleasurability. Simply apply some glen 20, sit down, lean back and relax your anus. once the outer rectum cavity has reached max dilation, flop out your johnson and wait for the next bass drop. Upon arrival of the drop, proceed to frosty your bellend and pressurize your scrotum untill a bright purple colour is identifiable. At this stage, your sphincter should be housing at least half the bottle of glen 20, and your tally-wacker should be solid ice (also known as absolute zero). The next stage, better known as schouto's favourite, requires years of mastery in the craft of Docking.

When Billo takes a break from reading his book about gay unprotected sex, he often heads off for a quick Gluck.

by Dhorseman Studs June 17, 2019

grucker

Grucker- and grandmother/father fucker

" dude your such a grucker, you SICKO!"

by Eric Forbes March 24, 2005