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Gluckfest

When a large group of males (usually a party of 6 - 10 people) skeet all around the mouth, face, and all around upper body of one woman. The objective of this is to completely cover the girl in skeet, leaving her completely embaressed. Even more satisfactory if the girl deserves it, is a tool, or has any relation to the name gluck, as the first female to be "gluckfested" on was named Gluck.
1. Dude, me and my friends gluckfested this girl, and her name was Golly Muck! That's so similar to Gluck!
by Logan Keene June 11, 2009
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cluckfest

(noun) Any gathering of two or more women who begin to talk loudly and nonsensically over one another about useless things, much the same as a group of chickens clucks wildly and noisily, without exchanging any actual knowledge or really accomplishing anything at all.
Mark: "Hey, you hearin' this noise in the next room? What the fuck are all those broads yelling about?"

Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."
by Decguy1 December 30, 2011
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Gluckety Glusticall

What is said when you choke on someones balls.
Damn, that bitch just gluckety glusticalled to death.

Bro, I finna gluckety glustical if i have to handle YOUR cock.
by CarlosCums September 4, 2023
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Gluckstadt pedicure

The act of vomiting on someone else’s or your own feet for sexual pleasure
Josh: How was your date last night?

David: it was great, she gave me a Gluckstadt pedicure
by Gluckgluck69 June 11, 2025
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