glamour goggles

Large, 70's inspired tinted glasses for men and women that have become ubiquitous in naughties popular culture.

"If I see one more person wearing glamour goggles i'm going to inflict some random soft tissue damage".

by sparksneon January 14, 2007

retro goggles

The illusion of remembering things from earlier in life in a favorable manner, despite how awful or crappy it really was. Often times, it is the lack of appreciation for quality as a young child to cause this. We grow better taste and judgment as adults, changing our perception of things once liked.

Frequently used to reference older video games, sometimes movies or other media.

Guy: Dude, I LOVED Phantasy Star III as a kid! I remember having so much fun with it!

Dude: Yea, it may have been good at the time, but that is the dud of the series. Just try playing it NOW, it's just the retro goggles fooling you.

by elekin May 4, 2008

Road Goggles

1. The condition where a weary and lonely business traveler sleeps with a woman he meets at a hotel bar.

2. The phenomenon where you sleep with a co-worker on a trip because you're out-of-town, jetlagged, and a little drunk from your business dinner.

"After five days on the road in three hotels, it was late and she seemed attractive enough. I woke up and realized, oh yeah, I was wearing my road goggles."

"She's not much to look at, but there wasn't much happening at the Hampton Inn on a Tuesday night, dude."

"Our flight was cancelled and we had dinner at the airport TGIFridays. After a plate of wings and two beers, it made sense to hook up."

by PunkRockHR March 14, 2014

Purdue Goggles

When you are surrounded by guys in class all day and as a result every female is much more attractive than usual.

"Dude she is at least an 8."
"No man she's definitely a six."
"You're right, I just got out of Engineering 270. I must be feeling the effects of Purdue Goggles."

by dukeeaglesfan September 7, 2014

oakton goggles

Refers to a false and warped perception of work colleagues due to a scarcity of good looking people in the office. Symptoms of Oakton Goggles include viewing an unattractive colleague at work as quite good looking. An average looking person would appear outrageously good looking if you have Oakton Goggles on.

Sarah: “Hey did you see that really cute guy that was in the tea room before?”
Bec: “Oh you must have Oakton Goggles because he was NOT good looking!”
Both: “hehe”

by oaktonite December 16, 2014

jesus goggles

If you say that someone is wearing Jesus goggles, you mean that that person has been so on fire for God that they think someone is more sexually attractive because they too have the same level of passion for Jesus instilled in their heart:

"How did you manage to get such a beautiful girlfriend when you look how you do?"
"Brah pls- Jesus is my wingman"

""Why is she dating him, he ain't fly"
"Ahh man homie, she must have her jesus goggles on tiggggghhhtttt"
"Ahmen to that"
"Mmmmhmmm"

by uj6tyjhvj March 29, 2015

goggle tan

Any facial coloring that is caused by wearing ski goggles which cause the skin around the eyes to remain pale. Although called a goggle tan, it is just as often caused by frostbite or windburn.

My goggle tan was a source of pride until prom night.

by happilysilent1 June 26, 2015