Kiddy Fittler

When a New South Wales state of origin coach takes a group of professional football players and the heart, soul and any form of pride in the jumper out of them

Here comes the Kiddy Fittler stealing all heart out of the footy team

by hobo traveller June 21, 2023

el-futile

commonly known as futile, and ancient Egyptian microbe that has evolved in a way to penetrate digital systems. It can be seen online in steam for hours and lays dormant for sometime until prey appear in order to latch on to them. It is able to send false thoughts as a way to delude it's host into thinking it's a good microbe that "supports" it's hosts, but actually slowly degrades their physical and mental health. Can be seen using support as a way to mooch off nutrients of it's hosts. When discovered will deny everything that has been seen by multiple people. It is allergic to Russians and seem to be offended by their existence.

he evolved into a el-futile

by voredor February 18, 2024

Alfred Futterkiste

Always the one and only friend that’s here for me, impossible not to trust and makes others feel comfortable and loved. Perfect golden ratio of being wholesome and sweet to horknee 😂 Best person to have as a best friend and girlfriend 😜! Really understanding and patient 💗The most genuine and sweet person on earth and always finds a new creative way to cheer people up 💖 Is the most amazing person I’ve ever had and needs to know he doesnt need to change and he’s already perfect for who he is 💓 The bestest person anyone can ever be best friends with!

Alfred Futterkiste, can you help me with homework?
Good night, Alfred Futterkiste

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY, ALFRED FUTTERKISTE!

by warlt March 15, 2024