flozing

j-punk engrish for floating

I've got a red hot chili flozing away.
I've got a red hot chili floating away

by shinigami April 26, 2005

flodingles

pringles that are on the floor that are covered in dust

Friend: I will pay you whatever i have in my pocket if you eat that flodingles man
You: Ok, but you better pay up

by Ian Beil April 18, 2008

Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow

a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.

" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.

by Zack S July 30, 2008

Fooping

V. "Facebook" posting to an unsuspecting "friend" or "wall" while privately using the toilet.

N. Fooper- One who regularly combines two necessary functions in their life, Social Media and Taking a Dump.

Keeping ones self occupied while using the toilet has always been a challenge. Once Facebook became primarily a Mobile function, Fooping was only a logical next step.

1) Amilia can't get to the toilet fast enough in the morning, so she can begin Fooping with her friends.

2) Always running short on time, Fred finds that his best Facebook posts are created while taking a foop in the Men's room at work.

by DL2river July 31, 2013

Flaping

Somewhat better than "Fricking", more socially appropriate than "Fucking" - provides less personal satisfaction.

"Why can't I find my FLAPING cd?!"

"Where is my FLAPING boyfriend/girlfriend?!"

by A-Lemon-Rizzle December 20, 2008

Flooping a goup

The act of dipping; To feel the Need to pack a Lip full of dip due to a stressfull situation

Man that test was so hard I want to just be Flooping a goup

by Mclean Hall 4 Ship U November 1, 2010

Flopping Goldfish

The Central American practice of the insertion of a goldfish into a woman's nether-regions to induce sexual stimulation.

Would you like a "Flopping Goldfish"?

by Picky77 December 2, 2011