Finish and flee

When you’re having sex with a married woman and her husband comes home, so you try to finish before he catches you.

Alex was banging a married woman when all of a sudden he heard footsteps. Thus he proceeded to finish and flee

by KurtiSafc July 11, 2019

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Unintentional Flexing

One of the greatest honours one could receive and the highest Level of flexing when you are so fly it gives the illusion that you don't to put effort into flexing, you just flex naturally. It doesn't involve buying for the brand and the common hypebeast would be unfamiliar with this concept.

Jack: Yoooo look at Rice Gum's new oufit isn't that freshhh
Jill: Na bro it just screams supreme, how does that make it freshhh, he doesn't even look good. He's trying hard it's Inentional
Jack: Ahhh right brooo I get you!
Jill: Check out A$AP ROCKY thoughhhh freshness is in his blood. He's unintentional flexing

by FlexOffender101 July 9, 2018

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Flemsnaznia

1. A magical realm that may or may not exist. Nobody knows if Flemsnaznia exists or not because there is no proof to argue in either direction."

2. A fictional place like Heaven or Hell only not as loaded full of horse shit."

Flemsnaznia: Heaven, Hell, Terebethia, Wonderland, Candy Mountain, Outer Space, Insectopia, or any other land/realm/pace of being that can't be 100% proved to exist/not exist.

by chickensgocluck August 25, 2008

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Flet

A unit of measurement describing the resonance of a fart. One flet can be described as an individual "pop" in a fart. The word is derived from the sound a "fret" make as a finger passes down the neck of a guitar.

Did you hear that moist ripper? It must have contained 30 flets!

by Colosseros January 1, 2015

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