Flet

A unit of measurement describing the resonance of a fart. One flet can be described as an individual "pop" in a fart. The word is derived from the sound a "fret" make as a finger passes down the neck of a guitar.
Did you hear that moist ripper? It must have contained 30 flets!
by Colosseros January 02, 2015
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