by Flasterbator2k6 May 24, 2013
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That Betty Lou has no titty but she sure likes to show off that mighty fine ass to me every chance she can .
That bitch is a real flateaser!
That bitch is a real flateaser!
by Mister mojoworkin August 19, 2016
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A white and obese 32 year old homophobic man that fucks a turkey on a tractor at specifically 4:38 AM while wearing a pantyhose. He burns weebs like groceries, while he chews on his nails. He picks his nose and shoves it in his girlfriend's wet pussy as she moans and squirts. He is a very bad boy, and is at the top of Santa's naughty list. He has 72 piercings in total, and is an ugly motherfucker. He charms his mother by spanking her with his hairy balls. His erect penis is exactly 2.5334673 inches long, and a girth of 0.25932357801 inches at this very moment. His cum is a rotten green shade. And yes, he fucked your mom last night.
Yes, this is legit. I don't know how it wouldn't get accepted.
A white and obese 32 year old homophobic man that fucks a turkey on a tractor at specifically 4:38 AM while wearing a pantyhose. He burns weebs like groceries, while he chews on his nails. He picks his nose and shoves it in his girlfriend's wet pussy as she moans and squirts. He is a very bad boy, and is at the top of Santa's naughty list. He has 72 piercings in total, and is an ugly motherfucker. He charms his mother by spanking her with his hairy balls. His erect penis is exactly 2.5334673 inches long, and a girth of 0.25932357801 inches at this very moment. His cum is a rotten green shade. And yes, he fucked your mom last night.
Yes, this is legit. I don't know how it wouldn't get accepted.
by ChloeV124 December 16, 2016
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Get the flasterbag mug.An ugly girl who would be considered a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. Who also happens to have the chest of a 10 year old boy and the ass of Plank (Plank from ED, EDD, and EDDY).
Josh: YO, that girl is a flatzero.
Tom: Its not Ashley's fault she hit every branch when she fell out of the ugly tree.
Josh: She still a flatzero BRO!
Tom: Its not Ashley's fault she hit every branch when she fell out of the ugly tree.
Josh: She still a flatzero BRO!
by uglyasianwhore March 1, 2018
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Get the flattardian mug.The lesser known brother of the Greek God Zeus, less popular due to his well known abysmally rank and uncontrollable farting problem.
We must hide, my dear Persephone, as I can smell my unfortunate brother Flateus approaching, his terrible pungent scent is surely unmistakable!
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