turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd

Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom

by walterc August 5, 2023

Make minecarts faster

"Make minecarts faster" is a catchphrase commonly said in camman18 shorts. It references the fact that minecarts take so much effort to set up but are basically useless as they are slower than even SPRINTING.

Literally every short by camman18: "Also make minecarts faster"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb February 27, 2023

somewhat flustered

its a mental state, for example when you have rather alot on youre mind and feel in need of a nice cup of tea than you would describe youreself as 'somewhat flustered'

s 'how are you feeling?'
t 'well, to be honest i'd say i'm feeling somewhat flustered'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

jungle flasher

Jungle Flasher- a program used to flash the firmware of an xbox 360 dvd drive. It re-writes the firmware of an xbox 360 dvd to play pirated games. It is very easy to use and is a great program or it can be very confusing and you can fuck your xbox drive up to the point where it doesnt open.

Hacker1: Hey i used jungle flasher 1.6 and now my xbox 360 plays copied games! I can buy hookers and drugs with all the money Ill be saving.

Hacker2: Yea bro, i tried using jungle flasher last night and bricked my drive now all i have is a 7 pound paper weight, my mom is going to be so pisst at me.

by wreckngball October 24, 2009

stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.

delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...

by mylove2011 December 20, 2010

Cunt Faster

Faster: To give up something for a period of time (In this case cant get any at all)

Cunt: Pussy

Cunt Faster: A Person who can get any pussy.

Issac: Bro, you couldn't get any if you tried

Sean: Shut The Fuck Up Cunt Faster.

by Coggin3DC with WhiteChoco October 18, 2011

Frasterbating

Frustrated masterbating, eather due to the inablility to reach orgasm wile masterbating or when masterbating to alleviate the frustrations from a hard days work. (alternative spelling Frusterbating)

"Man he has been frasterbating all night when is he going to finish?"
"Damn I'm sick of our boss, I'm going to go frasterbate all over his lunch."

by Frasterbator April 22, 2009