Fart Field

When someone lays a very dense and smelly fart that lingers around the farter like some sort force field. No one dares to enter it.

I couldn't go into the bedroom because my gassy brother kept farting, leaving an impenetrable fart field that lasted for hours. No more Taco Bell for him...ever.

by Dr. Claw January 25, 2010

Lala-fied

the celebration of Shahid Khan Afridi after taking a wicket,a player of the Pakistan cricket team.This is a pose struck by him in which he lifts both his arms up above his head wid his Shahada fingers extended to the heavens and spreads his legs and stares.

celebrationShahid Khan AfridiLala-fied

by Amjad Saeed Dibba November 21, 2011

Sending files

Exposing a b**** in an Instagram group chat for talking shit. (Usually the worst pictures of them ever.)

🦐“I didn’t even talk shit about kylen”
🦈”oh well I heard he’s sending files of you in the other group chat”

by Kylen Red December 21, 2020

Field Goal

Verb.

Girl lays on her back, knees up, head off the bed. Guy is titty fucking her, backwards (facing her knees). Upon ejaculation, guy launches cum through her knees, resembling a field-goal in football.

I'm over the blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch, and Houdini. I field goal bitches!

by LVWP April 20, 2010

x-files

A totally awesome show that started in the 90's and got really popular. It was one of Fox's major hits starring agent Fox Mulder(David Duchovny) and agent Dana Scully(Gillian Anderson). Scully was sent to watch over Mulder and to debunk his unconventional work. Because of Mulder's crazy beliefs in the paranormal, he took the role of the "believer" and she was the "skeptic"; always taking the side of science. As the show progressed, Scully started to trust Mulder more and more, and they became better friends. And, well, fall in love.

The X-files is a science-fiction television series started by Chris Carter.

by Ana Robin May 31, 2007

play the field

To search for something out of a selection of alternatives

I'm going to "play the field" for a while before I choose my wife

by gas September 12, 2003

field sock

1) A simple - OD Green in color - sock used by Army Soldiers to jack off into while in a "field environment", thus hiding jism from fellow comrades who might may make fun of Sergeant Masturbater by coaxing - often at gunpoint - the penis pumper to eat said sock

2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock

1) Private Smith!, quite fucking your field sock and report to KP, ASAP, you fucker!

2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock

by cornfritter December 7, 2010