The Dicket Fence

The act of holding your dick in your hand and slapping a row of people in the face with it. This would be similar to running a stick across a picket fence.

Hugh had all of the bitches get on their knees and he ran the dicket fence on them.

by iam2eeyore June 8, 2010

Fence Hopper

A person that does not know what they want. Leaving a relationship, Only to land right into another one. And to repeat it over and over again. Hopping the fence only to land in another yard again.

"Sarah just left Adam this morning, and now shes dating Matt, Shes such a Fence Hopper"

by Smyth1377 March 2, 2009

fencing

the coolest sport in the world. the different weapons are foil, epee, and sabre. all the official tournaments are directed in french so that makes it infinatly cooler and a lot of the actions have french names as well. it takes physical strength and mental strength as well. you better be able to take pain if you want to do this sport.

fencer x- i made this kid bleed i was fencing. i hit him on his knuckle.

fencer y- woah thats so cool

by stupidcurlybangs October 16, 2005

fence ghosting

The act of purposely ghostriding a car into a fence, combining ghostriding and fence plowing.

Me and Faisal went fence ghosting his sister's Sentra.

by AustinG October 25, 2007

Finger Fencing

When two classic males lock fingers in the ultimate battle to gain entrance to a lady's love hole, a dual of miniature proportions yet with satisfying results for the winner...on guard.

Pedro and Cardoor got so high they ended up finger fencing Rachel on the futon

by Pedro Sawowski October 20, 2008

Dryer Felching

Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.

"Alden spent longer than he planned looking for a matching sock while dryer felching."

by Cervelo1 July 29, 2016

The grass is greener on my side of the fence

The grass is greener on my side of the fence is when life is going better for you than it is for your neighbors. It's going better because there's Kratom growing in your grass, making it greener. You chug Kratom or make tea out of it or take Kratom pills and then you become happier and life is better. Kratom makes the grass greener.

Steve: Tyler. Why are you so happy like the grass is greener on your side of the fence.

Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!

Steve: Thanks!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 6, 2023