Chocolate Feinstein

Chocolate Feinstein is a person (usually a female) from Canada who has an over the top infatuation with all things chocolate, especially that of the milk or dark variety. Typically the Chocolate Feinstein has a difficult time eating said chocolate without getting it all over her face. Often shortened to simply “Feinstein”.

“Look at the Chocolate Feinstein fuck up that bag of chocolate chips!”

“Woah, the Chocolate Feinstein likes that a choco-lot!”

by Chocolatefeinstein February 20, 2019

feng shit

a total feng shui fail

This is feng shit!! We just spent $50,000 upgrading the "environment" of the office and I now face directly into the corner.

by First.Last June 2, 2010

Fein

Someone that takes the thing you're supposed to have

"Bro stop feining on the blunt it's my turn"

by Girlllll299 June 26, 2017

feigning

How fucktards spell fiending. Actually, feigning is to act like something such as faking to care, sleep or orgasm.

typical wife: I was totally feigning my husband with my fake orgasms. Bahahaha!

by nerdier than thou August 22, 2012

fengleburp

To burp up semen shortly after one has swallowed it.

Evans hiccup led him to promptly fengleburp.

by Bam Death Load November 15, 2006

feinstein

An obnoxiously loud, nasally, attention monger who speaks too frequently for their brain to produce intelligent information fast enough to make the utterances worthwhile; simply to remind themselves that they are intelligent enough to conversate in the first place. they are correct and knowledgeable on any topic, especially finance and politics, regardless of whether or not they are actually correct and knowledgeable. they also are in denial as to their own self worth and social status, which is usually low due to their overall cocky disposition, irritating voice, and amount of time spent obsessing over monetary gain and career goals which results in the neglect of a spirtual side and eventual social ostracization. this dilemma is made up for by taking an out of date, unrealistic, pretentious religion very seriously.

feinstein: Yes, I calculated a total of 12.43 for your total share of gas money and you only paid me 12.25.
That Matisyahu sucks so bad, it makes me want to beat up a feinstein.
Stop talking during the movie you feinstein motherfucker.
Ow feinstein! Your nose just poked me in the eye!

by eggpress August 7, 2006

feigning

Desperately needing or desiring something, usually in relation to drugs, alcohol, or sex.

I'm feigning for a cigarette right about now.

by Plain Jayne February 15, 2009