Pere's Fault

Mythology has delivered us many ways to divert the blame, which is a very important aspect of surviving in the professional world and especially the technical space. When something goes wrong, and you need to blame somebody Pere is there, because after all, it's his fault.

Pere is the colocial Spanish god of mistakes. Anything and everything is Pere's fault.

Oh, crap the server died and we lost $3m in transactions! It's Pere's Fault!

by TechHammer July 26, 2022

Yeager's Fault

A humorous slip up, that one could not possibly make sober, and yet still did.

Man, did you hear what happened to Matt? He got laughed out by his date because he forgot to shave the right half of his balls.

Holy shit, he had to be drunk.

Surprisingly not, just a massive Yeager's Fault on his part. I'd hate to be him right now.

by VascaltheRascal October 23, 2022

Biker's Fault

An ironic comment on Instagram Reels where users will jokingly blame bikers for car crash.

*Watching Instagram Reels*

Tom: Wow that car and truck had pretty bad collision, I wonder if the people in the comments will agree with me.

Comments: "Biker's Fault"

Tom: What the fuck there wasn't even a biker

by BigSmoke40 March 1, 2024

Its all kaidens fault

Its all kaidens fault

Man i cant believe kaiden would do this its all kaidens fault

by Impolees1 April 17, 2024

Everyone else's fault

I'm in pain every day. My feet hurt. My joints hurt. My back hurts. The pressure in the side of my face is constant. I'm laying in bed right now listening to the popping sound my ear makes when I swallow. The weaponized schizophrenia and surveillance apparatus are real. I was correct. And the only thing standing between me and amelioration is YOU. I don't need to do what ever you were about to suggest. Everything you were about to suggest is LESS EFFECTIVE than the alternative and THAT IS BY DESIGN. That's YOU suggesting shit options because YOU don't want me to have access to the good options.

Hym "So, yes. It is everyone else's fault. You're doing it TO ME... ON PURPOSE.... Out of spite... And I will kill your fucking kids... You retarded fucking animals... What in the actual fuck... Is actually fucking wrong with you? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Maybe your therapist can tell you. Do they do that? I have to go to bed now. I'm only going to get 3 hours of sleep before work at the job I'm literally trapped at because my car can't drive for more than 3 minutes at a time."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2024

Everyone Else's Fault

You're making a conscious decision to make 'woke shit' fail so yeah.

Podcast retard 1 "I don't like woke shit."

Podcast retard 2 "I don't like woke shit... Dragon Age got woke shit..."

Podcast retard 1 🤤

Podcast retard 2 "Derrrr... What do you think?"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck if there is a tranny in it. That's not my primary concern as far as games are concerned. I don't play action games but I might get it once the price drops. Or wait for it to go on sale. I don't give a fuck about woke shit. I don't give a fuck if your kids get threatened. Or die. What I do care about is having my shit stolen. And if that is going to happen then you're kids are going to do exactly that. So... You don't matter bitch."

Podcast retard 1 "Peopuh don't like woke shit. You think it's everyone else's fault."

Hym "I think you're a retard. I think you are the exact reason the government is necessary. Nobody give a fuck what you like."

by Hym Iam December 1, 2024

Jeff's Fault

Anytime something goes wrong, doesn't matter what, or why, it's always Jeff's Fault.

Damn dude, you done fucked that shit up. It's cool tho, look at the flow chart. It's always Jeff's Fault.

by stinkytrombone February 20, 2026