Fardel

The greatest gamer of all time, he seems to be good at every game he plays.

Dude 1: Man, I played some CS:S with Fardel yesterday.
Dude 2: Did you get totally wrecked?
Dude 1: Yeah, he totally put my whole team to shame!

by Macs Learnihan November 8, 2007

Fakeland

Fakeland- a slur against Lakeland, because it sucks balls. its inhabited by posers and wanna be's. this place is SWARMING with them! there are cases of "preps" trying to go "emo/goth", by dying their hair, wearing skinny jeans, wearing all black, getting pierced, and claiming that they cut themselves. "emos" hanging out with "red necks", they are enemies, they'd never be seen talking or interacting with one another. there are "rednecks" heard screaming rock songs. what the hell people? TRUE "rednecks" listen to country. there are also,"emos" going "prep". O.K., seriously people, "emos" and "preps" are also enemies. the only way they interact with each other is giving one another dirty looks (glaring), calling names, and other stuff. this place is going to hell. my friends and I noticed this when there was an increase in the so-called "emo/goth" population at our school, and decrease in "prep". they are just copying us (they in fact do NOT cut themselves, or think like an "emo/goth", they think being like that takes clothing and make up, it doesn't, you have to think and feel "emo", to be an actual "emo") we are the original "misfits" or "emo/goths" at our school, without us, there would be no awesome "emo corner" in the 8th grade area or the gym.

Rory: GOD!! THIS PLACE SUCKS ASS!!! Savannah: I know right, look at all the posers, and wanna be's. Rory: seriously! look, there goes that one whore. wait, wasn't she a UBER "prep" last year? Savannah: yeah, she was, wow, she is such a poser! true "emo/goths" would never wear a bright red ribbon in their hair. Rory: true. why are all the "preps" copying us?...................... whores. Savannah: this place truly is Fakeland! *both shake their heads at the poor, confused, shitty haired, "prep", do emo hair flips, pick up their books, fix their black jackets, and they walk away, into the darkness of the corridor.

by FO' SHIZZLE, MY NIZZLE! November 1, 2009

Farkle

A fart with a bit of doo-doo sparkle.

I just farkled in my underpants.

by kelsiecole July 6, 2011

Colin Farrell Syndrome

The pure inability to carry a movie. Case in point Miami Vice.

"Did you see Devils Advocate?"
"Yeah Keanu Reeves was saved by Al Pachino"
"Colin Farrell Syndrome at its finest."

by Prince of Fyre September 10, 2008

farker

1. single
2. One who faps

1. He's a Farker.
2. That farker's fapping again.

by TooLoose La Trekkie October 16, 2003

farkle score

Mammary glands, specifically the nipples and/or areolas.

Suck my farkle score, biatch.

by You know, that one girl... December 4, 2010

farbelsnough

the simultanious act of farting, belching, sneezing, and coughing.

this mothafucka just farbelsnoughed!

by txmetalhead February 27, 2011