Riding the Pony Express

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.

Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 22, 2009

Red Light Express

The phenomenon that occurs when a person is very much in a hurry to arrive at a designated location (I.E. meeting, job interview, date, rendezvouz, etc.) but hits every red light on the way said location, causing him or her to arrive significantly later than expected

Guy #1: "Hey man, I thought you said you were gonig to be here in ten minutes?"

Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."

by Always L8 July 11, 2010

Estes Express lines

Company that cans folk for bs reasons.

Jim "joe you are fired for trying to park your in the lot"

Joe " aw shit I just had this job for one day."

Estes Express lines because we can fire you

by mopar December 1, 2009

Levi Express

Levi Express, a mythical train which leaves your workplace at 5.01 every night. Meaning to leave work at the earliest possible time. (From the Levi 501 brand of jeans)

Can't wait for work to finish, I'm catching the Levi Express.

by yace78 June 25, 2010

Lumberjack Express

The LumberjackExpress is a 150 people HighSchool Marching Band in Richwood, WestVirginia. The school only has 200-300 student population. The Director Mr. Greg James who is now accomponied by Mr. Michael Fox who has taken the place of Mr. Gene Collins who left for a job recently. The Lumberjack Express dress in Bright Orange Jackets with wither White pants or Black with a OrangeandWhite Stripe down the side. TheLumberjackExpress has made special Features in DisneyLand, SixFlags, DollyWood, NiagraFalls, NewYorkCity and many other places around the UnitedStates. This is one of the biggest and loving families I've ever been apart of, even though I'm only a Freshman. The LumberjackExpress does care about you and you'll make the friends of a lifetime.

loving richwood Lumberjack Express

by FreshManClarinet2016 December 6, 2012

RM Express

Cocktail: Grapefruit Vodka, watermelon pucker, shot of Titos Vodka, garnish with Lime

Bartender: Hi Mika
Mika: I'm trying to make it to cloud 9
Bartender: The RM Express will get you there in no time.
Mika: Perfect! I'll take it

by Mlinegak September 20, 2019

Dave Express

The most satisfying thing, that can happen to a human being. It occurs, when you first wipe your ass after taking a Dave(Poop) and you find no poop on the toilet paper. As a result, you waste minimal time in the toilet.

Refer to Dave

Luke:'Yo bro what's up?'
Mike:'Just had a Dave Express'
Luke:'Damn bro, lucky, I just had a huge ass Dave'

by Koulas September 19, 2020