A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.
Examples:
Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)
Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)
Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
Examples:
Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)
Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)
Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert
I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
by J Lewis-Partnership September 2, 2021
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
Get the <`~`Language`~`Expert`~`>Uvilada Contra Curiel Contra Urena <uviLada>Contra Ureña Contra uviladA<`~`Language`~`Expert`~`>mug. People who are extremely stupid and incompetent, or have no idea what the hell they are saying. Just like the dog meme, except it's not fun, and people will suffer, or are suffering the consequences of their incompetence. Used mostly as a derogatory remark, or an adjective.
This category of people was first discovered by the world when Singapore's covid task force began lying through their teeth, blatantly spouting medical lies and committing medical fraud and ran out of ideas on who else to blame other than themselves.
This category of people was first discovered by the world when Singapore's covid task force began lying through their teeth, blatantly spouting medical lies and committing medical fraud and ran out of ideas on who else to blame other than themselves.
Example 1
A: I think we can solve world hunger by making people eat their own shit!!! Genius amirite guise???
B: Oh wow!!! Such clever! You must be a Singapore expert!!!
Example 2
A: I think C might be a Singapore expert
B: Why would you say that?
C: I believe everything the government says if reality proves them wrong then reality is wrong! If the people is poisoned by the govt then it must be because it had to happen and it must be a good thing that my fellow people are being poisoned! I'm so patriotic!
B: OOOHHHHHHHH I SEE!!!!!!!
A: Yep
Example 3
X: Yeah that's what you people who don't sell out your fellow people to your government are like. Low lives!
Y: Yeah whatever you f***ing Singapore expert!!!
Z: (at X) BOOOOO SINGAPORE EXPERT BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Example 4
A: I don't get why Lawrence is the one in charge. He doesn't even know what his department is doing. How has he get that high up in rank when he's so incompetent?
B: That's a Singapore expert for you! Only the most useless and incompetent and corrupt goes to the top.
A: I think we can solve world hunger by making people eat their own shit!!! Genius amirite guise???
B: Oh wow!!! Such clever! You must be a Singapore expert!!!
Example 2
A: I think C might be a Singapore expert
B: Why would you say that?
C: I believe everything the government says if reality proves them wrong then reality is wrong! If the people is poisoned by the govt then it must be because it had to happen and it must be a good thing that my fellow people are being poisoned! I'm so patriotic!
B: OOOHHHHHHHH I SEE!!!!!!!
A: Yep
Example 3
X: Yeah that's what you people who don't sell out your fellow people to your government are like. Low lives!
Y: Yeah whatever you f***ing Singapore expert!!!
Z: (at X) BOOOOO SINGAPORE EXPERT BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Example 4
A: I don't get why Lawrence is the one in charge. He doesn't even know what his department is doing. How has he get that high up in rank when he's so incompetent?
B: That's a Singapore expert for you! Only the most useless and incompetent and corrupt goes to the top.
by 狮城咖啡 October 29, 2021
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by digitalguy November 29, 2021
Get the SEO Expertmug. Fake Experts are highly qualified individuals who don't have relevant expertise to speak about certain issues but do so anyway. Because their qualifications are generally valued, their relevance to an issue can be commonly overlooked.
Uncle Frank: Tucker Carlson said that Vaccines are designed to genetically alter humans into mindless chimpanzees! The damn Communists are gonna use it to take over!
Henry: Damnit Uncle Frank. Just because Tucker Carlson is a newscaster, doesn't mean he's qualified to talk about vaccines! He's a fake expert, and shouldn't be trusted as a reliable news source.
Henry: Damnit Uncle Frank. Just because Tucker Carlson is a newscaster, doesn't mean he's qualified to talk about vaccines! He's a fake expert, and shouldn't be trusted as a reliable news source.
by Recreational Spreadsheets August 15, 2021
Get the Fake Expertmug. -Do you know Mike? He is a columnist and an alternative expert! -No I dont, and what do you mean with alternative expert. - He writes columns filled with facts, that has no relevance or is altered, but when you read it, it sounds good .
by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017
Get the alternative expertmug. You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...
Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
Get the Social Media Expertmug.