I’m about to explode!

It’s what you say when you are about to erupt with a volcanic-like explosion of cum all over the place like in South Park season 12 episode 6 minute 18:36.

Guy 1: I’m about to explode!
Guy 2: *opens mouth wide*
Guy1: *stops* stop, that’s gay.

by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard April 27, 2023

Your balls will explode guaranteed

This is what is gonna happen if you suck my toes

WAIT DONT DO THAT! If you do that, Your balls will explode guaranteed,

by Lionel Pepsi June 7, 2023

Fucked a duck until exploded

To make an offensive/highly embarrassing typo in another language that is incredibly dumb and unrelated.

Man: Look at that fucked up sign! It says so many different things in different languages!
Man2: Yep, whoever made that mistake fucked a duck until exploded.

by sussybaka1983 February 8, 2024

Intestinal tract fucking exploded

When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.

Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.

by :0 :3 February 24, 2024

The Diddy hotline exploded

(Referencing Sean Combs and his 2024 legal saga). Self explanatory, right? Describes a situation where shit hits the fan

the Diddy hotline exploded. Oh shit. It's Nov 5, 2024

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

Juice That Makes Your Head Explode

The Juice That Makes Your Head Explode will make your head explode if you drink the juice.

"-Murder! This is murder!"
"It isn't murder, It's-"
"Juice That Makes Your Head Explode!"

by bossbabyfeet August 26, 2023

My hot mouth is boutta explode

When someone absolutely explodes your mouth.

YOOOO, MY HOT MOUTH IS BOUTTA EXPLODEEEEE. IT'S BECAUSE OF GVIDAS

by FUCK YOUR MOTHER 69 June 18, 2024