Essay

Teacher: any more questions about the essay?
Student: how long does it have to be?
Teacher: 11 inches
Student: what!?
Teacher: u know, 8.5 by 11 inches
Student: oh haha dirty joke in school hahaha orgasm!

by Damilkman12 May 13, 2009

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Essay-T

an alternate spelling for the new SAT, emphasizing its inclusion of the 25 min. essay into the writing assessment.

The SAT was out of 1600 points; the Essay-T is out of 2400...

by Cristopher Kim February 23, 2008

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essay-rapped

When one works really hard on an essay and it turns out to be total crap.

Guy1: Wow, I spent like an entire week writing that essay and I got C! I got totally essay-rapped

by unum March 4, 2008

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Eskay

I must say, I find it quite interesting that that you're willing to drag out "SK" for three letters longer than necessary when you refuse not only to spell out the word "you," but also to use capital letters and proper punctuation.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

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Essay

An assigment given by Teachers who think that kids don't

"have" enough homework. They expect it with "AT LEAST" 8 sources, and "AT LEAST" many MLA Citations. They make it worth like 100 points, make you WRITE it when you HAVE OTHER homework. It can range from a simple topic on Compare & Contrast to a fucking book report when you don't understand the book. And THEY WANT TO CONVICE THE FUCKING READER TO GET INTO THE ESSAY! not many people read students writing anyway.

Only students with a PhD from Stanford with a 4.0 GPA deserve to do essays. Its not important.

Student: OMG! Mrs. Hillenbig assigned us a God Motherfucking Nigger Essay with AT LEAST 1000 WORDS! Is she out of her mind? We are only 8th Graders.

by partyrockstar222 September 30, 2011

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