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facebook downtime

An uncommon occurrence when facebook becomes unbearably slow or unavailable, which some comedians claim increases productivity in offices but in reality only results in frustration, impatience, and the f5 key gathering more fingerprints in a day than it normally does all month.

A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.

A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.

A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
There was a major facebook downtime today, we thought about using the time to do something productive at work but ended up on googling stuff and spamming twitter instead.
by JiminyJoan September 25, 2010
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Update drowning

Update drowning occurs when a game developer(s) add useless updates to their game or that make the experience more laborious than fun
Hey bro, why don't you play gta online anymore?

Oh, they started update drowning it.
by KentuckyFriedHumans February 18, 2021
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downtown superstar

1. someone who's known but not famous

2. when you're a household name on the l.e.s., but no one in oklahoma has ever heard of you

3. "famous" enough to be invited to all the fabulous parties, but not famous enough for the paparazzi to follow you to after hours
nearly everyone in paper magazine is a downtown superstar

like chloe sevigny before she went all mainstream (not that we don't still adore her)
by djsupercute August 10, 2007
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drowning the bunny

An act of intense female masturbation involving a rabbit style vibrator.
"Mariah and I had some wild phone sex last night. She was really drowning the bunny."
by robinalaska May 4, 2010
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downtown guy

You see him at the bar every time you're there. He's got many women (at least 10 years younger) surrounding him at all times. He's charming at first until you realize that this guy just needs attention by as many women as possible. Grossly ego-driven and entitled to everyone and everything! Likely to have a wife at home.
"Oh that's John...he's a total downtown guy. He's good for a few drinks but that's about it!"
by Kitty Canuck April 29, 2014
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downtown pushdown

The push of food in your intestines, usually causing you to have fart or go to the bathroom.

First used in Scrubs by Chris Turk.
"Baby I had a big old lunch, now I got the downtown pushdown!"

"No Turk, no phuffie in here!"
by Jessica Rolfsmeyer February 24, 2008
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drowning pool

a kikass metal band
drowning pool:a kikass metal band
by Bobby the Blobber March 25, 2003
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