dreadbed

when all of one's hair is grown into a single, giant, flat dreadlock on which the individual may sleep. (especially common among the homeless)

i was driving through the Mission District of San Fransisco the other day and saw a bag lady with an epic 5 foot dreadbed hanging off the back of her head.

by Junkie Brewster July 12, 2014

Dedhead

Person who doesn’t obey traffic signs

Look at this dedhead cutting me off when. I don’t have a stop sign.

by Mrdigital1 June 11, 2018

Readhead

Saying redhead for those who cant spell

Or a redhead who reads alot

Damn that redhead reads alot shes a readhead

by The Self Hating Redhead March 26, 2019

dreaded dreams

to remember a dream you had and question how your subconscious got there. usually accompanied by either disgust, shock or disbelief.

"did i talk in my sleep?"
"Yeah you mumbled some about Mrs Gilley being superhot and nice. Mrs Gilley is the least popular teacher. Then you asked your mom if you can go to prom with her"
"Fuck. I had one of those dreaded dreams."

by Krkič August 12, 2019

Breadhead

Used to define the state of somebody’s head after being shot multiple times. Referencing the holes in bread.

*Stops car*
Did you see Jackson’s face?
He took at least 6 before he hit the ground!
Either way bro got turned to a breadhead.

by taytwogoated March 3, 2022

breadhead11

breadhead11 is a great one piece reactor

breadhead11 is old and has roaches

by vcarp October 6, 2023

Breadhead

A non-derogatory term for a person whose hair loosely resembles a loaf of bread. This haircut is typically short enough (1"-4") that the hair stands up on its own, and the hair is typically straight/wavy. Some examples of career breadheads are Michael Cera, Tom Cruise, Robert Pattinson, Tom Holland, etc.

Brad: I was a Breadhead once...
Aaron and Ethan, in unison: one of us! one of us! one of us!

by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr December 3, 2024