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douchecanoe

A grossly over-sized pickup truck that ordinarily would have no Earthly business outside of the military. Traditionally these are equipped with a lift kit, the most awful ugly wheels known to man (usually painted black,) over-sized tires and an extremely loud or annoying exhaust system that's completely not performance enhancing to any degree. In many cases, there are stickers of brands or interest that adorn the back window that include, but are not limited to, Browning, US Marine Corps, The Bone Collector, Dodge Ram, Monster, No Fear, Fox or Oakley. Typically driven by someone who exhibits one or more conditions that include Napoleon complex, poser syndrome, or anything that is characteristic of someone who is compensating for another shortcoming.
"While I was driving to work, this jerk in his douchecanoe almost ran me off the road. That guy is so cool."
by kish2554 April 29, 2014
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douchecunt

When someone acts of a disrespectful nature towards 1 or a groups of persons, using derogatory insults aimed at ones race and/or ethnicity.
This lady on the tram was acting like a douchecunt towards all the coloured people aboard.
by meta4or November 29, 2011
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Douchecopter

a) A person who draws pictures of penis's all day and who sucks ass at pretty much everything. A dude who should pretty much just go die.

b) A helicopter filled with douche.
"Fuck you Larry you are such a Fucking Douchecopter."

"He's got Douchecopter's flying out his ass."
by BranDun the Awesome May 5, 2008
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douchebanana

going beyond that of normal douchage, a derrogetory term for being the ultimate douchepackage. It has its own themesong.
Becky: I think Zachs a super douche he fucked up bad.
Tory: He's so douchey, he's a douchebanana!
by shnoodle January 19, 2009
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douchecanoe

Thats a nice douchecanoe in the water..

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Wow jon youre a douchecanoe.
by Thatngatylerrr September 10, 2008
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doucheano

hey man dont pull a doucheano

what a doucheano
by annonmous3 January 19, 2010
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douchebox

the female form of a douchebag. commonly used for that girl who is just a dick.
"I can't believe she blew up my spot. What a douchebox."
by jpmizzo February 24, 2010
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