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donkey bombs

Look out I've been dropping some bad donkey bombs.
by Hexis August 21, 2008
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lava donkey

the girl is in a slanted sitting position when you blow your diarrhea shit on her back and it streams down her back like lava on a mountian.
Lucy was being a bitch so i gave her a lava donkey!
by donkeymasterbill April 29, 2010
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When you do the equivalent of titty-fucking a girls ass cheeks or dudes if thats your bag.

I got the idea from a series of Bahama vacation ads on the New York Metro winter of '07. One has this woman being fake quoted as saying "before my bahamvention, people could take donkey rides down my frown lines", which sounds pretty kinky to me. So I got to thinking, what exactly would that sexual act be? Ive tried it to make it official, so spread the word and happy donkey riding everyone.
Oh damn, that chicks got plump 'ol behind. Id love to do some donkey riding down a frown line of hers.
by james beard[o] January 29, 2007
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Donkey Dad

A father who always smells and walks around in his underpants. He never suggests an activity for the family to do. In other words, an awful father
Kid: Hey, Dad, wanna play some baseball?

Donkey Dad: No, I'd rather walk around aimlessly in my underwear.

Kid: DONKEY DAD!
by Summertimefun August 3, 2009
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donkey nubblies

The shorter softer hairs of a mans beard that tickle the inner thighs of a female as she rides his face.
Person 1: (muffled voice) why are you laughing?
Person 2: your donkey nubblies are tickling me!!!
by alegg March 6, 2014
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dongry

A girl who is a sure thing, that is obviously craving some dong. It's like she can smell it before you walk into the room.
Dude look at that chick, she's dancing by herself, She's so dongry, yep. I'm bringing her home.
by rmapookie March 14, 2014
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Dongkyu

Is often mistaken for cute, but is actually just quiet, and a mumbler. Hair that covers his tiny Asian eyes.
Person A: Donkay? How do you pronounce this?
Dongkyu: I go by Thomas.
by Tiktoktiptop March 7, 2018
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