Factass

Someone who goes around telling useless facts that the factass will think is usefull to that person
That geek Jane is such a factass.
by Summertimefun June 29, 2009
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Donkey Dad

A father who always smells and walks around in his underpants. He never suggests an activity for the family to do. In other words, an awful father
Kid: Hey, Dad, wanna play some baseball?

Donkey Dad: No, I'd rather walk around aimlessly in my underwear.

Kid: DONKEY DAD!
by Summertimefun August 03, 2009
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Sari Sumdac

A girl from the show Transformers Animated who is the coolest girl in the universe. A lot of kids think she is weird but she is not! All who oppose me suck!!!!
4 friends talking in the local Burger Bot.

Trisha: Did you here that Sari Sumdac just befriended giant freaky robots? Weird!!!!

Sari: Hey who said that!

Trisha: Me, asshat. Get your weirdish ass away from us.

Sari: Okay, That does it!! Let's fight
by Summertimefun July 30, 2009
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Jebem ti mater

Two Slovenian guys at a bar, both drunken.

1: Jebem ti mater

2: Kaj?

1: Ni važno.
by Summertimefun August 09, 2009
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Dining Amnesia

At a restaurant, when a waiter takes his sweet old time getting your meal that you start to forget what he looks like.
A case of dining amnesia.

Waiter: Welcome to Agave Mexican and seafood restaurant. What would you like to drink?

Customer: Sprite, please.

Waiter: Comin' right up.

Twenty minutes later.

Waiter: Here is your drink, miss.

Customer: Who the fuck are you?
by Summertimefun August 14, 2009
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