damp pretzel

When someone likes men

dude did you hear david is a damp pretzel

by wet pretzel April 28, 2022

Damp wet sausage

The act of hitting a baseball for a double or more

Wow wheels that’s a nice damp wet sausage

by Rawr xd 7878 May 22, 2022

Damp

Cryptocurrency terminology meaning the market is crashing.

Pamp not damp (pump not dump)

by CryptoMilli May 1, 2021

alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.

The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.

by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022

She damp

A girl who is turned on, and as a result gets wet.

Guy: How was the sex last night?
Friend: It was great. She damp.

by HubbaHubbaHubbards July 16, 2021

oh damps

Similar to "oh damn." Can be used in many situations.

You smell like poo...OHHHHH DAMPS!@!

by Hiva November 29, 2004

damp durf

when mormons dry hump with their clothes damp on the living room carpet infront of others

jackson: i'm going to damp durf w the huzz
joey: you mean where mormons dry hump with their clothes damp on the living room carpet infront of others

by joey.batman July 23, 2025