Alfredo’s curse

Experiencing a series of bad luck.

Shit I keep getting killed in ludo, i have alfredo’s curse

by D.wnklr May 6, 2020

Punch a Curse

Having two alcoholic drinks at lunch.

I want to punch a curse today at lunch.

by jack strait July 27, 2017

Curse Song

A song that, through association, immediately takes you back to a nostalgic moment you miss, generally with an old lover.
Derived from the comic book "Phonogram: The Singles Club" by Kieron Gillen and Jamie McKelvie.

Brenda and I used to dance to that song. Since we broke up it's become a curse song for me.

by Phonomancer May 4, 2011

curse of vanishing

My dad when I was four years old

Please come back dad
He used the book called curse of vanishing

by Venusaur September 19, 2019

curse marathon

when you say fuck in front of a kid then react not by saying oops but by saying shit then damn after that

oh Fuck ( sees a kid)
SHIT!
OH DAMN!
oops
curse marathon

by West side stanley May 20, 2007

the burston curse

When a sheep shearer turns engineer and steps onboard shits gunna fuck up big time.

The prop fell off the boat and started sinking whilst simultaneously catching fire at which point all crew looked at each other and said it’s the burston curse

by Headfuck Hughes January 16, 2018

Vanlandingham's Curse

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.

I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020