crusty plush

On Storage Wars one of the buyers would refer to crappy lockers as crusty plush meaning it had some stuff that was worthwhile but it was also either filthy or disgusting

that locker was crusty plush , a bunch of used mattresses and bags of trash

by BellasaurusTheJust September 25, 2020

crusty poop

Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair

Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.

by Disel2013 March 26, 2017

crusty cumface

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.

I got my revenge on that cheating bitch by giving her a crusty cumface before dumping her

by violentjoe March 14, 2007

Dry and Crusty

A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.

I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.

I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.

Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.

Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2015

Crusty funhouse

When you repeatedly ejaculate inside a tie-dye tee-shirt, and then wear it.

I had no shirts left to wear, so I had to put on a crusty funhouse.

by Megacheese69420 February 26, 2023

Crusty Juggler

Crusty Jugglers are members of the traveling community in Ireland and the UK, often known as gypsies, pikeys, tinkers and itinerants.

"Some Crusty Jugglers came to my house trying to sell me pillows today."

by The Crusty Juggler April 17, 2010

Crusty Biscuits

When an elderly man lets somebody suck on his balls.

My grandpa gave Jenna crusty biscuits.

by The Gay Mankini November 22, 2018