On Storage Wars one of the buyers would refer to crappy lockers as crusty plush meaning it had some stuff that was worthwhile but it was also either filthy or disgusting
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I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.
I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.
Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.
Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.
Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.
Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
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Get the Crusty funhouse mug.Crusty Jugglers are members of the traveling community in Ireland and the UK, often known as gypsies, pikeys, tinkers and itinerants.
by The Crusty Juggler April 17, 2010
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Trisha passed out at byrds last night and i blew on her eyebrows man. When she woke up she was pissed, looked like she had two crusty caterpillars on her forehead.
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