Cris

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: looking ass fool Cris

No semi colons in this muhfucka. Real colon hours only

by CJ Garza June 6, 2018

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Cris

Where’s the “H”?

My name is Cris with no “H”…

*Rolls eyes*

by MonkeyDolittle November 23, 2021

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When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

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Cris

He is just trying his best but gets shit on by everyone,

Cris is late again
Don't burn the meat Cris

by Happyn't November 21, 2021

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Cris

THE MOST RANDOM NIGGA YOULL EVER MEET. Cris is a absolute dumbass but a genius at the same time

Cris

by Truefax8262 November 20, 2023

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Cris

Cris is a kid that will always cheer you up when your sand and always make you smile and laugh one of the best friends that you could ever have. If he does fall in love with a girl his girls name would go well with Angelina or Jessica.

“Who’s your best friend?” “Cris” He’s really funny”

by Imdannyourman October 29, 2018

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