crate

"in the crate" describes any automobile clad in simulated wood grain vinyl.

My favorite color for a Grand Wagoneer is white, in the crate, with blue interior.

by Nick Victim April 29, 2004

Crater

ADJ: To destroy significantly, to leave a crater where the thing used to be.

Dude the WTC got cratered!

by anon5105 December 3, 2010

Crites

A traitor to their own college. He roots against his own school's teams.

Student #1: Our teams gunna win!
Student #2: Nah the other teams got it in the bag
Student #1: Stop being such a Crites

by TheBandit December 29, 2012

crames

Someone who has a face which resembles pizza, in that it is triangular with beedy olive eyes, a mushroom nose, and a sausage mouth.

Look at John's crames face. If I punched that it would ooze grease for a month.

by Lolbert January 1, 2008

Crater Cock

A man with a small penis or of inadequate size.

He wanted to have sex but was simply unable to preform due to having a crater cock.

by sitlab December 8, 2009

Crate and Barrel

A kitchen store for people who can't cook.

So I went to Crate and Barrel and got some placemats and glasses and dishes and silverware... what do you mean I need a stove too?

by Brian X July 9, 2003

impact craters

When after sex during a girl's period (in missionary, boy on top position), you pull out, look down, and under her vagina are two round, bloody, ball marks.

After banging my girlfriend while she had her visit with Aunt Flo, I looked down and saw the impact craters my balls left behind.

by SIMJ September 12, 2005