The act of crying whilst masturbating. Often performed by self loathing emos whilst slashing their wrists.
by Jayisfap April 13, 2010
Get the Crankmug. 1. Penis.
2. To have a wank in the style of someone attempting to start a vintage car.
3. A bathroom multitasking exercise. A shit and a wank performed simultaneously by someone with an extremely busy schedule.
4. To cry and wank at the same time.
2. To have a wank in the style of someone attempting to start a vintage car.
3. A bathroom multitasking exercise. A shit and a wank performed simultaneously by someone with an extremely busy schedule.
4. To cry and wank at the same time.
1. After she kicked David in the balls his crank didn't work for 6 days.
2. I was so busy I had to perform a crank.
3. I was so busy a crank was the only option.
4. Dude 1: "Yeah, Adam was so in love with her he has a crank."
Dude 2: "NO FUCKING WAY! That's bad bro."
2. I was so busy I had to perform a crank.
3. I was so busy a crank was the only option.
4. Dude 1: "Yeah, Adam was so in love with her he has a crank."
Dude 2: "NO FUCKING WAY! That's bad bro."
by Daniel Venning January 21, 2009
Get the Crankmug. by Dan O'Callaghan January 2, 2008
Get the Crankmug. by bojanglesss October 19, 2010
Get the Crankmug. Besides coffee it is also known to be the white substance that comes out of a male's genitala while "cumming" to a pleasurable climax.
by DealerHub November 27, 2010
Get the Cranksmug. Verb. Slang that implies the action of turning in a certain direction, usually used amongst friends by the person with the best idea of where the group or individual is headed.
1. "Oi Dazza! Crank a left at the next intersection, and we'll be there in like five minutes!"
2. "I told Shelly to crank a right, but she reckoned I was wrong. Now we're stuck in the middle of traffic!"
2. "I told Shelly to crank a right, but she reckoned I was wrong. Now we're stuck in the middle of traffic!"
by Ginadean October 19, 2007
Get the Crankmug. Crank, or Cranking, is the act of wanking off while crying; The Cry Wank. This is done most of the time while thinking about an ex that broke your heart, tears often being used as lubricant. Coined from Russell Brand's Ponderland, Season 1 episode 4 "Sports."
by HAL0THANE June 18, 2010
Get the Crankmug.