conan gray

the most beautiful and perfect being that resides on earth

i love conan gray

by lov.aire June 5, 2020

Pull a Conan

The act of hurting oneself while performing a stunt on a late night show. Comes from the october, 2009 incident where Conan O'brien fell hitting the back of his head as he was performing a skit with guest Terri Hatcher. A few days later, Jay Leno Pulled a Conan by banging his head during the taping of a show. He did say, however, that he would've rather Pulled a Letterman.

Dude, I didn't notice that banana peel, totally Pulled a Conan.

Pimp: What's wrong with your head?
Hooker: Pulled a Conan last night after that chinese trick!

Watch out for that banana peel, I don't want you a Pull a Conan.

by DoriMoose October 9, 2009

Cohan

A straight up poonster who gets amazingly attractive girls. Everybody wants to be a Cohan.

Hey, did you see me the other day? I was straight up Cohaning it.

I was a straight up Cohan talking to Ellen the other day. We fucked.

by D<3ESTAT May 3, 2009

Conan Withdrawal

The result of having to wait until September to see Conan O'Brien on television.

I am suffering from a bad case of Conan withdrawal.

by Conan Supporter February 7, 2010

Colangelo

The scientific name for the residue of saliva that remains on your upper lip after tongue-kissing your large adult son.

See: Colangelo, Jerry; Colangelo, Bryan - 4/6/16

"Let me see the picture, Bargs," Jerry asked and then continued, "Looks like a #1 pic *winks* to me!"
"Mama mia, Jerry!" Andrea Bargnani exclaimed, "we have to retake the picture of you and Bryan, there's molto Colangelo all over your face!"

by trusttheprocess June 21, 2016

Conan O'Brian

The best talk show host, funny mother fucker!

Sorry, I can't have sex with you now, I might miss Conan O'brian!!!

by me November 5, 2003

James B. Conant Highschool

A very “diverse” school. There’s a group of Mexican sophomores and a lot of white vsco girls who think there not vsco girls.Drugs and sex happen a lot and no one talks about it. Either your low key or proud you vape.And most our water fountains are warm. Every female is a Thot.

“Ohhhh yeah I fucked that one bitch from James B. Conant Highschool”

by Crackedoutb September 29, 2019