Choofter

Someone with particularly poor weed etiquette

Slang for a homosexual stoner

Bill loves men but is inconsiderate at passing the mixbowl, bit of a choofter really.

by Bongchimp September 22, 2016

Coontis

A Non-rude way of saying "cunt". Saying Cunt without being rude.

You're a Coontis.
OR
That guy is a Coontis

by A Drunken Sailor July 19, 2016

coofan

A positive response to a question from a close friend.

You: I’ll grab my golf clubs and be at the course in 20 mins
Me: coofan

by CJ Housefield February 6, 2020

cooltigirkid03

cooltigirkid03, also known as Shrek.

A genuinely stupid person that only speaks in gifs on discord.

Danger: They bite

Stay away from them at all costs.

cooltigirkid03 is the most stupid person on earth.

by Their "Friend" October 5, 2020

cooktease

Someone who posts on social media some delicious-looking food that they ostensibly prepared, and tells you how delicious it was and that it's now gone.

Michael was such a cooktease when he posted a picture of a gorgeous apple pie only to go on and tell us how he and his guests had eaten every last slice.

by Steven W. E. March 11, 2021

Coof Dook

The crap you take when you have Covid. Usually comes out of nowhere with little to no warning

Justin- Boot dude!! You have the Coof!

Darren-Odly enough I'm constipated so I'm trying to figure that out LOL haven't experienced one of those coof Dooks like you were talking about H

by Jdawg1113 January 16, 2022

Coofer

A person who kicks or harms pigeons for fun.

Person 1: Did you hear that Dani kicked a pigeon yesterday?
Person 2: Uggh, she is such a coofer.

by Faaaat_Dead_Birds April 4, 2023