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my pants are completely off

Something incredible is going to happen soon and I am very excited about it.
"Hey, did you hear? Soundgarden are back together and they're gonna be touring again!"

"Holy crap, are you kidding? Oh man, my pants are completely off!"
by uwg January 27, 2010
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It's Complicated

Expression used by a staunch minority, especially on Facebook, that indicates 1) an unstable and immature, or 2) a disillusioned and mature, perspective. Will always be perceived by others as the former (1), so it's probably best left excluded from your Facebook, or any other type of, profile.
"Ha, look: his Facebook relationship status says, 'It's complicated.' Boy is he a lost soul...and poor her."

"Yeah, maybe he's just cheating, or 'just' maybe he knows what's up about human behavior. Read up on it. Besides, not like you know what you're doing with your girlfriend either."

"Seriously folks, it's best to leave that part on your profile blank. It's none of anyone's business."
by wordsandmeilovethee February 15, 2010
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It's Complicated

A status on facebook, usually means your cheating on your partner and are not that bothered.
guy1: john changed his facebook status to It's Complicated.
guy2: probally cheating.
by 11225 February 7, 2010
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Complete Moron

A person is said to be a "complete moron" when he/she has been in several situations that one may describe as being very stupid, dangerous or idiotic. They may also be a tad stupid and have "eejit-like" qualities. This person's reputation is past redemption and he/she shall never be known by anything other than as a "complete moron".
1) Getting onto a bus after a night out that is going to a completely different county.

2) Getting up and going to a house party with complete strangers after been put to bed because you were much too drunk to handle life.
3) Getting a concussion from falling and hitting your head off the floor after drinking a liter of vodka and a liter of cider when you know that you get drunk off a naggan.

4) When you refer to your alter ego as being a male, psychopathic, serial killer.

5) When you are working in a hospital full of mentally ill patients and you're the craziest of them all.

Al the above situations are the actions of a "Complete Moron"
by 1.... April 12, 2013
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Verizon Complete

Having completed in/outbound calls successfully. Testing Caller ID to make sure it is working in/outbound. Testing calls to other SIP clubs.
My site is considered Verizon Complete. I have completed in/outbound calls successfully. CLID is working in/outbound and I was able to call other SIP clubs.
by Scott Starost April 16, 2007
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complete the mission

Completing the action of sexual intercourse with a specific girl for the first time
by Gwopskrr February 15, 2017
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complete and utter dingus

1. A term used to describe a person who annoys, frustrates, has done something extremely stupid, or has "done goofed".

2. A stupid object that is not cooperating.
1. Dude, did you hear that Bob did the cinnamon challenge yesterday? He is a complete and utter dingus.

2. OH MAH GAWD. This fucking bicycle is a complete and utter dingus.
by TheDisturbedYouth August 13, 2014
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