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Ranked Competitive Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023
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competitive (comp)

competitive (comp) is a shit show cor a casual:
jerry-"i hate the sweats in comp they nake it a shit show"
by Unforgive July 10, 2019
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When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
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Dabo Competition

Somebody more chopped than Dabo himself
Bro, you can't call me chopped you're literally Dabo competition 💀
by anonymous July 13, 2025
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Competitive

Playing any games with Shaniyah brings out her competitiveness
by Sshumaker16 July 2, 2025
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Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!
by ToofTu March 7, 2024
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American competition

Whoever can be the biggest dick to another person, wins a gun.
I got my Deagle when I burned my roommate's Quran yesterday in an American competition.
by Nickboyy September 3, 2017
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