commit atrocities

Another way for someone to say they want to have sex

Would you like to commit atrocities with me?

by [REEDACTED] September 27, 2022

Commit to the Mitt

A lifelong dedication to self pleasure.

"Man that Mike watches porn constantly. He really has commit to the mitt."

by Jbb223 January 1, 2014

Commit a undertale

Basically jumping off of a ledge to your death

I swear if Sans gets into smash, I will commit a undertale

by WilliamXu210 August 29, 2022

Commit of death

A giant inconvience for everyone. When someone modifies all the files in a project and everyone has to merge. It's the commit of death (or Cod for short). Every developer knows and hates it.

Steven: "Yo man, Alex pushed a giant commit of death last night."
Michael: "Aw fuck man, i'll have to merge again after that Cod for sure."
Steven: "I had to as well, i hate this guy."

by KitsuneAlex September 6, 2022

commit a dictionary

telling someone to get a dictionary

go commit a dictionary.

by unteched March 20, 2021

Committing a Gary

when someone ends up like Gary.

(A Way Out reference)

person 1: "OH MY GOD insert person/character here's DEAD"
person 2: "Lmao they're Committing a Gary"

by GoldieVelviet October 17, 2023

Cellphone Commitment

The commitment made when a couple decides to join cellphone plans into one. This sometimes has significant ramifications when the relationship goes south.

Casey felt the wrath of early termination fees when his live-in girlfriend went crazy and decided to not pay her portion of the bill. Turns out the cellphone commitment was just too much.

by gizzmo696 December 7, 2010