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Cucktail

When a man orders a drink for his wife who then gives it to another man and starts talking with him while her husband watches.
Bro check it out, that lady just gave a drink that her old man bought her to that fool at the end of the bar. Look at him sippin' on that cucktail while the husband just watches them...
by C10H15N April 10, 2020
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Clinktail smoothie

When you rip an orphans legs off blend them up and force him to drink it.
Damn you made a clinktail smoothie!
by Mr.crispy August 23, 2020
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pussy Cocktail

A cocktail of fruits, (best being mangoes or pineapples), that is eaten regularly by a girl who wants her vagina to taste good.
Aye girl, watchu eaten. Oh its just a pussy cocktail.
by CDCRUz January 30, 2008
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Poon Tang Cocktail

Pussy juice drank from a champagne glass (works best if the pussy juice comes from a geyser)
by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
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Shrimp cocktail toes

Shrimp cocktail toes is an unfortunate fashion faux-pas when the offender is wearing sandals/heels too small for them, causing their toes to grip the outer rim of their footwear resembling a shrimp cocktail hors d'oeuvre.
by Supposedly Sophie May 23, 2009
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Hairy Cocktail

When a male/female drink a mixture of a hobo's piss and shavings of the black of his asshole with two shots of Brandy. This is part of the shame shot's series.
Felix: "I can't believe I lost that bet"
Riley: "I told you she had herpes, well drink that hairy cocktail now!"
Felix: "WHERE DID YOU GET HOBO PISS FROM?"
by EdinieDePoPo June 20, 2011
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Johnny Weir Cocktail

A drink made by macerating a Xanax into a blush spritzer. Must be imbibed while wearing nothing but a full length mink coat, a crown of roses, and hot pink nipple tassels.
"Bartender, give me a Johnny Weir cocktail. I have had the kind of day that an Old Fashioned cannot fix."

"You look like you could use a giant glass of Johnny Weir."
by Whitknee1 February 20, 2010
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