clocktail 

A type of hairstyle where the hair is gathered into two "tails" of different lengths on either side of the head, making it look like the hands of a clock.

The girl over there has some cute clocktails.

clocktail by kheldorn October 21, 2016

clocktail 

An alcoholic beverage consumed during one's working hours.

I wanna have a clocktail---hey Joe, let's try that raspberry ale at the pub across the street!

clocktail by pentozali September 14, 2012

Clocktail 

An alcoholic beverage enjoyed while on the clock.

Even when Steve had a full bar, he would never hesitate to make a stiff clocktail for any of his fellow co-workers.

Clocktail by wherethebeerflowslikebeer May 23, 2022

Cocktail friends 

1.facebook friends acquired as the result of sending friend requests while in an altered state of mind.

John has 20 new cocktail friends after friday night.

Cocktail friends by pyra023 October 21, 2010

Cherry Cocktail 

Eating out a girl while she's on her period.

Dude 1: "I totally gave this girl a cherry cocktail last night."

Dude 2: "That's just sick..."

Cherry Cocktail by raichupal January 24, 2011

Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.

If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.

Polonium Cocktail by Dan Weyandt August 7, 2009

Pornstar Cocktail 

When a guy uses viagra (sildenafil) and penis numbing spray (lidocaine) resulting in prolonged intercourse reminiscent of male pornographic actors. Viagra is a pill that causes penile erections and numbing spray desensitizes the penis.

Carlos: Hey Kevin, what are you and Lauren doing for Valentine's Day?

Kevin: We're getting dinner and then I'm treating her with a Pornstar Cocktail.

Pornstar Cocktail by #1 Jake Pauler February 27, 2019