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Watchu sayin 

a greeting, also meaning, hey whats up
-hey justin.....yo!watchu sayinn gurl!
Watchu sayin by styne February 22, 2003

Watchu faka

1. Shit is going down, you are gonna fight

2. Typical call outs that people of Hawai use when things get heated

3. The first thing said at graduation patehs when da peoples is suckin up the green bottles kinda too much...but eh no such ting as too much
Unko Boi: "watchu faka!"

Steve: who me?

Unko Boi: Yeah you! Why you was giving me dat eye foa?

Steve: oh sorry sorry.

Unko Boi: You lucky i neva lick you! Bettah watchit!
Watchu faka by AinaOMolokai March 5, 2018

Watchu Ton-bah 

DMX says: "ARh Woof Woof,"
Snoop says: "Watchu Ton-bah?"
Watchu Ton-bah by seano4 August 29, 2006

Watchu sayin 

yooooo! watchu saying! can't you see.. its my ass!!!

sporty gyal!!! wanna duel?
Watchu sayin by Hawk October 19, 2003

watchu bouta cry for?

when a person starts to get mad
Boy: bruh, watchu bouta cry for?
Other Boy: Man, i anit bouta cry
Boy: Ok wateva man

watchu wearin'? 

1) An idiomatic question, meaning "What's going on?" or "What are you doing?"
2) A casual greeting, synonymous to "what's up?"
3) A phrase commonly used for seduction--a pick up line. Note alternative intonation. Usually ineffective.

The natural, most common response is "not much," due to the question's pragmatic similarty to "what's up?" A serious response, i.e. describing your current attire, may place you in a social out-group, and is generally not cool. May be considered a bit sketchy and is prone to misinterpretation when used online. Originally a contraction of "What you wearing?"

See also: watchu
Mitcho: Hey, Noah, whatchu wearin'?
Noah: Not much.
Mitcho: Really?
Noah: Yes, really.
watchu wearin'? by Mitcho December 24, 2003
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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