jean claude van damn

Expression of disbelief or approval, depending upon the circumstance. Used in place of "damn," but for humorous or witty effect, as it plays upon the actor's famous name.

One can further elaborate with "Jean Claude van DAAYAM!"

Guy 1: I just won a hundred bucks from the lottery!

Guy 2, who is a bit clever: Jean Claude van DAMN!

by el materdor December 24, 2008

Clawdience

When you’re sitting on the toilet, or taking a shower (you know, alone time) but the cat sits there and watches you.

Dude, I was trying to get some privacy while I shaved my balls in the shower but the cat and dog came in - I totally had a clawdience.

by Meg A Tron February 14, 2022

clandestinitis

when one badly wants to go shopping at Clandestine Industries. you so badly want to go, whenever you see something that has anything to do with Clandestine, you flip.

"LOOK! ITS THE BARTSKULL! AAHHH! CLANDESTINE!"

"I want the stay gold hoodie so bad, i think im coming down with clandestinitis"

by peaceoutcubscout February 23, 2008

Claudeja

Prounced Claw-de-ja

A hyper fun loving person. Easy to get along with for short peroids of time if not easily tired out. Claudeja's are usually easy tired out and can get bored when left out of a conversation for too long.

See buni

Person 1&2: -Inside joke-
Person 3: Hey you two shut up!
Person 2: Uugh, Stop being so Claudeja..

by ICUYeshIDo November 24, 2011

Clamdabble

Cunnilingus. Originally coined by christwire.org

Lesbians like to keep their hair short so they can clamdabble without their hair getting in the way

by Areku420 July 13, 2011

cladey

The act of running with your arms extended behind your back.

don't get cladey. He's getting cladey. Im feeling cladey.

by empty k January 13, 2014

Claudaddy

1. Someone who is loving,caring, and respectful to her boyfriend.
2. Generous

I love being claudaddy even when I miss you.

by JohnThomas November 11, 2018