Chode Kroeger

Lead singer for Nickelback.

Dude, its Chode Kroeger!

by Mr Freeze. January 18, 2009

The Chode

A "Dick" that is indeed shorter than it is fat. It is short and plump, stubby and strong.

Also see:
Under and Oversized Chode for furter detail.

Jimmy beat Sarah in the face with his chode. He then stuck in her ear and spit on her face.

by Chodester September 8, 2005

Chode

A penis that is wider then the Length

Person 1: I heard Paul had a little chode😂👌🏻
Person 2: I've seen it it's so small it was like 2 inches

by Samatha🦄 April 15, 2017

Chodeology

Chodeology is the study of chodes and their behaviors. Study is also done in the negative affect a chode has on pleasing a woman, or man(if your gay).

A. Betts was the best example of a chode in modern society known to man.

by Don Everest April 9, 2005

Chodeman

A penisman who has no confidence, no friends, and a tiny penis.

This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.

Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.

This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined

You suck Chodeman!

Eat it Chodeman!

...CHODEMAN!

Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.

by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010

Limp chode

One who has a chode and can not get an erection

Don't be mean he has a limp chode

by The_dick_lover March 16, 2017

Chode Burn

The irritating rash that a woman gets under her breasts after being titty fucked by a man who has shaved his chode several days prior, causing wiskery stubble.

I went to the doctor to get some cream to help calm my Chode Burn.

by Anonymous January 27, 2003