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Wank Chariot

This Phrase is a combination of the well renouned word "wank" which means to jerk, as in jerk off. An chariot as in a most prestigious form of transport/recreation, like a bed or public transport. With linking these two words you can come to the conclusion that wank chariot is a place where you can go an feel like a king an more powerfull whilst you enjoy a fine masturbation marathon.
"Sorry guys I can't come out for a drink to tonight, I am going to my wank chariot for a quick couple then going for an early nights sleep"

"there is nothing like going home to your own wank chariot"
by Kleptosteliac October 14, 2004
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chariot

This is a very tricky sex move. The guy must be wearing socks, the girl must have pigtails and it must be done on hardwood floor. WHile having doggy style sex on the floor you grab both ponytails to hold onto (the reins) and say something insulting (you really look like your mother from back here) while she is trying to get away the man must crouch low, this makes her pull the man making him slide across the floor imitating a chariot
Last night I was with this ho, so I charioted her around my living room
by The Gark April 1, 2011
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charity case

Someone you do a favor for out of pity.

An ugly poor girl who has no family or friends. She usually shows up at your door and begs for somewhere to stay cause no one else will have her.

She ends up trying to steal your identity and then comes back to seek revenge because you're more successful than she is.
Boyfriend: Don't let that charity case in the door. She'll ruin your reputation and try to mess with your life.

Girl: Uh oh, I felt bad for her. Too late.
by nunyalj January 5, 2009
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Charitable Donation

A "charitable donation" is a term that describes the act of a man passing gas while receiving oral sex from his partner.
"Renee and I were going at it hot and heavy. My pants were around my ankles, and her head was in my lap, when I accidentally gave her a charitable donation."
by germ war February 14, 2009
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charity fuck

under the broad definitons a charity fuck can also be mercy sex, or pity sex but in general its a situation where you are having sex cause there is not gracious way out of it or the recipient might actually benefit. kind of like sexual euthanizia.
gosh that was the most pathetic case of a charity fuck i have ever had to supply. but i dont want his death on my conscience...it was mercy sex and then some..
by DaynaS March 21, 2008
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Charity Work

When you sleep with women so unattractive you are doing a service to not only them, but to the world.
Dude, that girl i banged last night was hideous. I have good karma now because I clearly did charity work.
by Rj DD June 8, 2011
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charity

An organization who collects money to satisfy the needs of the people, especially broke college kids looking for ways to have a good time without spending their own money.
by TLC1234 June 3, 2006
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