Jem Clarking

To romance a girl with lots of attention and effort so that the girl will then leave her boyfriend so that you can have as much toe and bottom sex as you want

Bob ‘I’m going to do some Jem Clarking here’
Eggy ‘Go on my son’

by Fidel Castros son June 22, 2018

I'm chargin'

Whenever asked or made fun of for your dry spell, rebut with "Hey man, I'm chargin'"

Etymology: McGill, Montreal, Canada. As a defense to a charge by two roommates about of a lack of virility/action.

Guy 1: "Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months, bro."
Guy 2: "Whatever man,I'm chargin'"
Guy 1: "snap."

by mrawesometheawesome April 3, 2010

charlinda

A presence of being. Charismatic, charming, friendly, loving.

Making love with aurora borealis in the devils pool while listening to Eddie Veddar and Portis Head equals Charlinda

by Schark13 October 26, 2013

lewis and clarking

A game played by two people that involves the 'exploration' of each others bodies. Game is usually played by using hands, and on occasion, tongues but once you cross into the danger zone, its no longer lewis and clarking, then its officially a hook-up.

Girl one: Omgshhhh last night was amazing!!!
Friend: So did you guys hook up??
Girl one: No, but there was definitely some lewis and clarking going on ;D

by summerisamazing =] April 2, 2009

Charming Hamad

No words can make the beginning of this perfect as u are simply you came in and messed up with everything inside of me the first time I saw ur eyes made me realize a lot made feel for a sec that I’m looking at a masterpiece of art 💙. I've failed you several times. But there was one moment I failed you beyond measure. I told my self many times maybe this is not what dose love means i tried to forget you but in each time I fall harder than before ! I want to spend the bad days before the good one with u let me save that heart from this world hun I’ll say loud and clear I lOVE YOU ! Okay I want to thank you for always being there for me when I needed it, for helping me through the bad times and I want to let you know that I will always be there for you. You’re so loving, caring and thoughtful. You always put a smile on my face . I just wanted you to know how much I appreciate having u in my life, and I hope you know how much you mean to me . I just want you to know how much I LOVE YOU 💙.

Charming Hamad you are my first and last love forever !

by nfnf ur love January 20, 2020

Chacking

A fetish performed during anal sex in which the "receiver" gets any clump of hair on their body sucked and chewed vigorously with each thrust. This is done repeatedly and completely randomly back and forth between partners. Also may involve quoting of classic cartoons such as Jestons, Flintstones, Yogi bear, etc.

Guy1: Dude...do you chack?
Guy2: Hell yeah!! OH MAN you shoulda seen me chackin' last night! I was on fire man. I swear I must've had five pounds of hair between my teeth.
Guy1: Aw no way, man! I was chacking this morning. I had her screaming things from the Smurfs.

by ALEXICUS/REVXN May 20, 2009

Charging the Battery

Attaching a car battery to your nipples while lactating.

I have gone through 10 car batteries this week because Lori is constantly charging the battery.

by May2Keg June 21, 2007