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by hihoihihihihih December 18, 2025

monkey-chuffer

One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.

John is a right monkey-chuffer!

by Urban Bob October 6, 2008

coochie chafers

(n.) When a girl with no standards wears extra short shorts that literally stop at your vagina. And although girls don't show it in their face, when they walk the tightness of those shorts causes friction when they walk. (Side effects: friction that leads to chaffing and eventually camel toe.)

Damn! Look at the jawn with the coochie chafers on!

by nbtsinger September 19, 2012

(r)chaffee

the one who always at fault
never does anything right

God dammit (r)chaffee

by (r)chaffee May 25, 2018

Hooting chuffer

Somebody who laughs when they don't know what the joke is about

S: .... And then i said your a big old goat richard
J: hahahaha
D: Ha... Ha... Ha
J: You weren't there, why are you being such a hooting chuffer?

by A volvic awakening June 16, 2018

Candice Chaffen

The biggest whore from Australia that you'll ever meet in your life.
She is so fake that it is unbelievable. Don't let yourself fooled by a pretty face and a fake smile. She's only smilying because there's no brain inside her head.
She constantly cheats on her boyfriend and lies about everithing.
1 month in a work place and she already fucked every single man that she works with.
She is sociable and nice for one thing only. Her game is to sleep with every girl's boyfriend. Cought on the act she will deny everything.

Hey dude, is it your turn tonight?

Yeah dude, why?
Just wondering how much is it gonna take with Candice...
No prob bro, I'll be fast.
Cheers bro.

That's a Candice Chaffen for you!

Candice is usually a girl that will swallow everything.

by AsItIs99999 December 20, 2018

Candice chaffen

A brainless female with big teeth resembling to a hippopotamus.

Oh, who's the blonde ?
Who, the assless imbecile? That's candice chaffen.

by CharAriesWhich May 27, 2019