cellphoneafile

It's when someone annoyingly dials and/or texts your cell phone. They finger fuck their own cell phone to try and get you to answer their multiple phone calls or reply to their repeated texts.

Often referred to as "blowing my phone up"!

Lilly: This asshole got my number off my facebook wall and he is cellphoneafileing me!

Cassi: What do you mean?

Lilly: He's is a is finger fucking his phone to death more than a pedafile on a playground does!

Cassi: Hahaha i get it!

by Lilly Devilin January 7, 2012

Bespeckled Cephalopod™

A Bespeckled Cephalopod™ is someone who can't stop attacking someone under any circumstance, even though asked to stop their ways, they continue acting like a child.

Person 1: Hey! Stop acting like that! It's extremely childish! You're being a Bespeckled Cephalopod™!
Person 2: FUCK YOU! I WON'T STOP UNTIL __ GETS PUNISHED!

by ThatDooderino June 1, 2017

cephie

to fuck up without a clue as to how or why

He pulled a cephie and now she has a chipped tooth

by optimus prime 180 November 13, 2007

Cephas

STD; Monkey looking creature with knuckles dragging the ground

"Dude, are you alright? You look like you may have the Cephas."

by JaMaMa03XX March 3, 2010

celehate

to celebrate hate on others as a group

all the kids would celehate on on the new kid

by Antieb January 12, 2008

cellphoney

When a couple has interchangeable phones, so you never know which one of them you are talking (texting) to. Telling people that one phone number is theirs and then switching phones with the other person so that no one ever knows how to get ahold of them. Often combined with textersonator tactics, making it nearly impossible to know who you are texting.

So, I thought I was texting Jim last night, but then Sally said it was her phone, and that Sally's phone number was now Jim's....I'm so confused, Jim's a cellphoney.

by Cassam September 5, 2010

Cepha

Small light in the dark

Hey, it's dark in here!

I light up a candle, it can serve as cepha

by TSAVXXVII September 28, 2009