Dunch Brunch 

When a male is surrounded by women.

"Charlie's lucky he's in nursing. It's a fucking dunch brunch in those classes."

Dunch Brunch by biznitches III April 13, 2010

reverse brunch 

Brunch that starts a few hours after lunch instead of a few hours after breakfast. 3 or 4ish instead of 10 or 11ish. Usually for 20-somethings pretentious enough to have a brunch but who can't drag themselves out of bed before noon on a Sunday.

GF: Let's invite some of my friends over for brunch next week!

BF: I'm not getting up before 2.

GF: Fine, we'll do a reverse brunch. Lazy bastard.

reverse brunch by SliverKid18 August 20, 2008

hobbit brunch

When two gay men wake up mid morning after a raunchy night of man on man action and the bottom goes down on the dominant one who destroyed their rectum the night before and he blows the dude, corn and all

Steven awoke suddenly to find his partner Carl having a hobbit brunch

hobbit brunch by Fornicater January 11, 2014

brazilian brunch 

A variation of the Portugese Breakfast. With a willing particpant who is wearing a thong, fill their ass cavity with 2 eggs, Papaya, cold cuts, yogurt, and butter, then heat them up with warm coffee poured in via a funnel. This creates the "skillet". Scoop out with a french tickler, a spoon or, if the meat was ground, a large straw. Serves 2.

Jerome loves himself some Brazilian Brunch. Has to pay the hookers extra though.

brazilian brunch by swr November 30, 2016

Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch 

An act occurring during oral sex when one partner eats the other partner's asshole out while the partner receiving oral sex drops a deuce (shits) in the ass licker's mouth, usually in a surprising manner.

The one thing bad about my girlfriend is her strange fetish for performing oral sex on my rectum. So to catch her off guard, I gave her a fat Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch.

Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch by funnywordsgivemeboners1 January 5, 2011

Dutch Brunch 

When you eat breakfast at a diner at 11:30, then when the clock strikes 12, you ask for a menu and order lunch. Only the realm of true professionals.

Me and my man ran a marathon, and then ate a Dutch Brunch. Except we didn't run a marathon.

Dutch Brunch by amannamedabadname March 14, 2010

Seaside Brunch Buffet

A sex move in which someone dumps a tray of watery scrambled eggs onto a nude woman's lap and then eats the breakfast off her tuna fish laden cunt.

Jimmy was late for work and had eaten but was so horny he dumped his breakfast in Judy's lap and had a Seaside brunch buffet. Good old Jimmy killed two birds with one stone.

Seaside Brunch Buffet by Pork Feinstein August 14, 2009