When you hear someone masturbating while having a conversation via either phone or any other forms of inter-communications e.g. Skype.
"I was skyping Steve last night and I heard him heavy breathing"
"Heavy breathing is fun until everyone knows you do it"
"Heavy breathing is fun until everyone knows you do it"
by SteveMyMainMan July 9, 2016
Get the Heavy Breathing mug.The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal
Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture
*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*
Tips:
- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action
Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)
- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission
*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture
*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*
Tips:
- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action
Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)
- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission
*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching
by Dinkky September 9, 2010
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"Goddamnit, this paper is due at 7:00am, and I've hardly even started. Looks like I'll be bleaching it again tonight."
"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"
"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"
by Joe January 14, 2004
Get the bleach; bleaching it mug.Comes from the scientific word: Feline respirate pyro, the fire breathing kitten is native to the Western Hemisphere. They feed off the fried corpses of their victims. They don't like sudden movements towards them or water (like normal cats). They make excellent pets and guard animals.
Their diet includes anything they can catch and whatever the hell they feel like eating. They can grow to a total of one foot in length, eight inches in height. They come in a variety of colors including: orange, brown, black, grey, yellow, and white. They can also come in different patterns: Stripes, spots, and solid.
The fire from the kitten comes from the stomach region. It takes a deep breath and expels the fire through the mouth. To prevent from overheating and the fire inside the stomach alive, the kitten expels steam and smoke through the nostrils.
Their diet includes anything they can catch and whatever the hell they feel like eating. They can grow to a total of one foot in length, eight inches in height. They come in a variety of colors including: orange, brown, black, grey, yellow, and white. They can also come in different patterns: Stripes, spots, and solid.
The fire from the kitten comes from the stomach region. It takes a deep breath and expels the fire through the mouth. To prevent from overheating and the fire inside the stomach alive, the kitten expels steam and smoke through the nostrils.
"Did you hear what happened to George"
"What?"
"He broke into Jean's house and was devoured by a Fire Breathing Kitten.
"What?"
"He broke into Jean's house and was devoured by a Fire Breathing Kitten.
by Baby Wolverine February 8, 2010
Get the Fire Breathing Kitten mug.Generally describes a person of small stature who instead of producing words tends to rain fiery slander all over those who surround them and try to destroy any remaining drop of happiness that might exist in their lives.
They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.
FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon
They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.
FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon
Girl 1: I think I'm going to have some coffee (reaching for princess mug).
FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.
Girl 1: I just want some coffee....
FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).
Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!
FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)
FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.
Girl 1: I just want some coffee....
FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).
Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!
FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)
by I.AM.GREAT February 20, 2011
Get the fire breathing cunt dragon mug.When someone is breathing as hard and heavy as a dad who has just found out that his daughter has a boyfriend and he's coming over.
by ReallyBigFaggot May 7, 2020
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-verb
1. the act of a person pretending to work.
2. presenting little to no valuable work however it is received as genius: see; bullshit.
-verb
1. the act of a person pretending to work.
2. presenting little to no valuable work however it is received as genius: see; bullshit.
by sandycrack350 September 23, 2010
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