bored-beating

When you beat off out of pure boredom, a lot of times you're not even horny, you're just so bored you find yourself beating off to pass time.

(Man Thinking).... Wow I'm so bored.... What could I do?...
(Man looks down) Oh! Now I know what to do, I'll beat off and find something to do after. That's bored-beating.

by John & Justin M. January 22, 2011

Beating my meat

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.

*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*

by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

beating the dead horse

Coming from many game forum boards, beating the Dead horse is a term used to describe a topic that has been debated/discussed to death.

FFXIGamer1: WHICH JOB IS BEtTER, pld or nINja??!?

FFXIGamer2: Stop beating the f*cking dead horse....

by Rellinger April 6, 2005

breaking benjamin

Best fuckin band gracing the face of the fucking earth. How anyone can not like them is beyond comprehension if ya ask me.

Get saturate and we are not alone.
Just a few of their good songs:
Water
Shallow bay (best fucking song ever)
Home (a song about the wizard of oz that kicks ass alot)
Phase
Sooner or later
Away
Firefly
So cold
Blow me away
Breaking Benjamin kicks much ass.

by Adrian September 24, 2005

beating cheeks

having sex

Don't come in! I'm beating cheeks with my biznitch.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

a beating from the love truncheon

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.

Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

by S Hussein April 3, 2003

Breaking Benjamin

A hard rock/metal band hailing from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvannia. This band was originally called Plan 9 until a personal experience came. Ben Burnley the lead singer broke a microphone that he borrowed, the owner came on and said"thanks to benjamin for breaking my fucking mic". This band has influences such as Tool and Nirvana. They are a great band very unique sound. They have two albums out, Saturate and We Are Not Alone, a third entitled Phobia is set to come out August 8th.

man: Have you heard breaking benjamin, they rock!!
Breaking benjamin critic: Yea they are pretty good
man: And i thought u were a critic, that must mean they are very good

by chity chity bang bang September 4, 2008