basketball

a sport

"I just played a game of basketball."

by tad hufford,darien connecticut February 13, 2010

Girls Basketball

A girls basketball player is basically a tougher version of a men’s basketball player. In the NBA or any men’s basketball, they will get hit in the face or shoved and then just lay on the court for a while and make it seem like they are dying (they’re super dramatic). BUT if you see a female basketball player get completely shoved off the court or slapped in the face or elbowed, what do they do? they keep playing. because it is a physical sport, and to be a good basketball player, you need to have passion for the game, and with passion, you work your ass off the whole game, until the last buzzer sounds, hurt or not. because women are the toughest.

damn, did you see that girls basketball player, she’s blowing everyone off the court!

by Cookedskillet30 March 3, 2019

basketball shorts boner

Whenever you are wearing basketball shorts with no underwear and people notice you pitching a tent.

Bryton: “Dude, do you have a boner?”
Caden: “I have a basketball shorts boner!”

by Caden and Bryton December 24, 2021

Basketball person

Black man who eats KFC, uses food stamps, and drives a hellcat with a lease for 640 months and obviously plays basketball

I’m better than a basketball person

by KFCRocks420 September 18, 2023

Rusty Basketball

A sexual act in which you spread a person’s ass cheeks, stick your finger in their ass, pick them up, and spin them around your finger like a basketball.

“Dude smell by finger”
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”

by FruitSnaxitave December 14, 2018

basketball card

An imaginary permit that grants you permission to play the game of basketball. Methods of obtaining this "card" are unclear, however it is well known that this license can be revoked for poor performance on the court.

Tucker: "Ron, you can't play no mo, you stank. Gimme yo basketball card."
Ron: "Man... *Walks over and holds out hand, then draws back as Tucker's hand reaches proximity*...sike bit!

by TheBirdManYeah January 12, 2008

vcu basketball

A basketball program located in Richmond VA. The program is infamous for hiring head coaches who make the team really good for a few years, only to leave them for bigger and better basketball programs.

The VCU basketball team has lost another great coach.

by TruthinThought April 2, 2015