Getting head while taking a shit, except this time you slam her head in the toilet, flush, then leapfrog over her back
by c0rr January 19, 2011
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your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (rare is best)
giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (rare is best)
giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
by Tyronefromcompton January 11, 2009
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Simply put, one who sports a blowout haircut(see Pauly D) while receiving a blowjob and taking a shit.
"Oh man, unbelievable...I just walked in on a fuckin' blumpkin boy! It's amazing he could even manage the multitasking with that blowout"
by switchbladejack October 29, 2011
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by Blumpkin Queen November 3, 2011
Get the Blumpkin Face mug.The act of taking a chew while seated on a toilet seat for the purpose to take a dump while receiving a blowjob, while performing the act of a shocker upon another girl who is miraculously eating out the girl that is giving you a blowjob
by f1v3hundr3d May 17, 2011
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by Daws August 22, 2012
Get the Blimposaurus mug.When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.
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