Blorfinate

B-L-or-fin-it
Noun
To attempt to fix something with great enthusiasm but unintentionally make it worse.

Example - I tried to update my phone’s software but accidentally blorfinated it, and now it won’t turn on.

by Wargom February 25, 2025

blorpindols

pronounciation: Bl-or-PIN-dolls assholes

omg these people are such blorpindols!

by a gay protogen March 12, 2025

blorgenstein

a word i typed in response to 'hay' and checked if it was real and urban dictionary had a definition so now it means 'unexplainable hunger and thirst after drinking loads of liquids and eating a bunch of food'

bro i'm so blorgenstein lately tf?!?!

by Savannah Princess March 20, 2025

Blogina

A bloody vagina at the peak of its monthly phase.

"HEYYY!!! Get that blogina off my clean sofa!!

by Pratchov July 3, 2025

Text Blogging

The act of sending unsolicited texts that are not answering a question, making a request, have an obvious response, any response would seem pointless, or are otherwise considered pointless by the recipient. These are texts that serve no two-way-communication-purpose and seem to be just informing you of something that requires no further action or response.

Texter 1: I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.

by catsgotmytongue October 13, 2011